Dyna Blade's Electricity Bills

Dyna Blade's Electricity Bills is a story in TARS, told in quotes.

Characters

 * White Kirby
 * Dyna Blade
 * Dyna Blade's Mom

Story
White Kirby is calling Dyna Blade in the middle of a match. Dyna Blade, "WHO ELSE IS CALLING ME WHILE IM ON THE PHONE WITH WHITE KIRBY!"

Dyna Blade, "OH, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY AGAIN. THESE GUYS WONT STOP HARRASING ME BECAUSE I AM NOT PAYING MY ELECTRIC BILL, SQUAWK."

Dyna Blade, "MOM, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY, THEY WANT YOU TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL, SQUAWK."

Dyna Blade's Mom, "HOW MUCH IS IT, SQUAWK."

Dyna Blade, "ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS."

Dyna Blades Mom, "WHAT! BACK IN MY DAY, IF YOU HAD 50 DOLLARS, YOU WERE AS RICH AS THIS DONALD TRUMP GUY IS NOW, AND IM A BROKE BIRD."

Dyna Blade, "OH, MOM, I HAVE AN IDEA. WE CAN CALL THE U.S. ARMY, AND THEN THEY CAN ATTACK THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Dyna Blade's Mom, "YOU KNOW I CANT WORK THE PHONE, BUT..."

Dyna Blade, "DON'T WORRY MOM, ILL HELP YOU WITH IT."

Dyna Blade's Mom, "THE PHONE IS TOO HARD. I'M GOING TO USE A TELEGRAM TO CALL THE U.S. ARMY INSTEAD, OKAY.

Dyna Blade, "SQUAWK, WHAT THE HECK IS A TELEGRAM."

Dyna Blade's Mom, "A TELEGRAM IS LIKE SOMETHING FOR COMMUINICATION USED IN THE 1800'S."

Dyna Blade, "MOM, USE THE PHONE, ITS MUCH EASIER, SQUAWK."

Dyna Blade's Mom, "WELL I KNOW HOW TO USE TELEGRAMS, SQUAWK."

Dyna Blade, "WELL I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE PHONE."

White Kirby, "Dyna Blade, why dont you block the electric company from calling you."

Dyna Blade, "GOOD IDEA"

Dyna Blade proceeds to block the electric company.

Dyna Blade, "NOW WHO IS CALLING ME. HMMM, THE ELECTRIC COMPANY 2, WAIT A MINUTE, DID THE ELECTRIC COMPANY MAKE A FAKE ACCOUNT."

Dyna Blade, "BLOCK!"

After each block, Dyna Blade gets another call from the next electric company account, until she blocks all 100 fake electric company accounts. Her doorbell rings.

Dyna Blade, "WHO THE HECK IS AT MY DOOR. OH GREAT, ITS THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Electric Company Worker, "Excuse me, why aren't you pa..."

Dyna Blade, "GET LOST YOU STUPID MEN, OR FIGHT ME IN SMASH BROS."

White Kirby, "You just pick Meta Knight and spam the tornado move, which was nerfed in Smash 4."

Dyna Blade, "YEAH RIGHT GAME BOY KIRBY. I'M CALLING THE COPS ON THE ELECTRIC COMPANY."

Dyna Blade, "HELLO, IS THIS THE POLICE, THE ELECTRIC COMPANY IS HARASSING ME SQUAWK. WHAT, ITS THEIR JOB. WELL I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT WITH THE ELECTRIC COMPANY!"

Dyna Blade, "WHO IS CALLING ME NOW? OH GREAT, THE WATER COMPANY!"

White Kirby Hangs up.